Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
Meri Qoum K Dalair Jawano Utho
Kab Tak Sotay Raho Ge?
Qom Par Ye Waqt Boht Bhari Hai
Utho Jaldi Karo.
Utility Store Pe Cheeni Aa Gai Hy.
Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?
Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart and
wife’s tears hit your pocket.,
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
“You are my Best Friend”
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
“You are my Best Wife?”
An idea can change your life
But,
A woman can change your Idea..
So,
Always change
Women
to change
Ideas
WHAT AN IDEA
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar ha,
Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.
Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.
Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho gy
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher
When u feel sad
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit
bCoz liars go to hell..
A little kid asks his Dad
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father
“I’m still paying for it”..