Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
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Kyon K
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Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
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Sirf Itna He Kaha

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MY NAME IS KHAN.

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata ha

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe ha..

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga..

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home..

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin.

Teacher: Give english translation of,
“Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain”..
Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..!

Sardar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Sardar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Sardar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya.

1 sardar road pe potti kar raha tha, police ney pakar liya.

Jab usey lejaney lagey to sardar bola:

Saboot to utha lo….