Pathan ne Language centre ma Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola! I shall never die before my death..

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.
Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

Aik pathan ka gadha gum ho gaya..
Usay talash karte karte woh park mein pohanch gaya..
Wahan ek larka apni girlfriend se kehta hai..
“Mujhe tumhari ankhon mein saari duniya nazar aa rahi hai..!
Pathan Chillaya:
Bhai Dekhna!
Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya?

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line ma
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya…

Aik pathan kokoi mobile pa tang karta tha aikdin pathan na new sim khareed kr usay sms kia k,Ma na wo no band kar dia ha abtara baap bhi mujha tang nahi karsakta

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

Once a Pathan was asked,
Khan Jee..aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?

Khan Sahab replied:

Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti

Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon pathan saari raat gud gudi karta raha.

1 Aadmi Bike pe Ja Raha tha:

Usne Raastey me Kharey huey Pathan se pucha:

Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan: Nahi Humara Ghar to Ground Floor pe ha..

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: Assalam-o-Alaikum
I Love You Baaji….