Gaoun ka master ji bacho ku english parha rahy thy,

Bacho ye “M” hy .

M say mother,maa–jaisay sheeday ki maa,

Dosray din master ji nay board pay “W” likha,bacho ye kia hy??

aik bacha bola,sir—hy tu ye sheeday ki maa ,par aj is ki taangay oopar hein.

Ek Chohay Ne 1 Poora Suit Kutar k Kha Lia.

Magar Woh Phir bhi Bhok se Mar Gaya,

Kyon?

Q k Woh Suit Malika Sharwat ka Tha

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a womans ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing…

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas ha,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas ha,

Kehny ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas ha,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa ha.

DOSTI
Phool se karoge to mehak jao gy..
“SAAWAN”
Se karoge to bheeg jao gy..
“SURAJ”
Se karoge to jal jao gy..
OR
“HUM”
Se karÖge to
Sudhar Jao gy….

Kal Jab Miley THay To Dil Mein Hua Aik Sound,
Aur Aj Miley Toh Kehtay Ho Your File Not Found,

Jo Muddat Se HOta Aaya Hai WOh Repeat Kardungi,
Tu Na MIla TOh Apni Zindagi Ctrl+alt+dlt Kar Dungi,

Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gaye,
Dil Se Aisa Cut KIya K Paste Karna Bhool Gaye,

Lakhon HOn ga Nigha Mein Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo,
Mery Pyaar K Icon Pe Kabhi To Double Click Karo….

Hoon main doctor jahan
meri wife ha nurse wahan
yeh kaisa zulm sehnaa parta ha
mujy apni he wife ko sister kehna parta ha….

Man was smoking in a bus.
Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein ‘Alwaz  Wear Condom’ ka board  Bhi ha,
AB vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

Ek sardar ne pathan se kha k dekho mere daant kese hire ki trhah chamak rhe han
pathan bola to hamare bhi konse kam han
sonee ki tarha pille han….

Palkon pe apni bithaya ha tumhe,
Badi duaoon ke baad paaya ha tumhe,
Itni aasani sey nahi mile ho tum
Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe…