“Effect Of Advertisment”
Ak admi ne add perha k
‘Purani bike do
or new bike lo”
Wo us adress pe pohancha
to waha pe koi shop na thi…
us ne kareeb se guzerne wale
2 larko se is add k bare ma pocha..
Unho ne gun nikal k kaha
ye add hum ne diya tha…
“Chal ye purtani bike de
Or ja k new bike le le”
Pathan:Hume eid k liye kapre
banane hai mgr paise nhi hai…
Friend: To tum bank se lan le lo…
Pathan: Yaara hum loan le to le
mgr hume cotton zyada passand hai….
A man knock the door.
A 5 year old child come
with cigrate in one hand
and bear with other…
Man: Beta papa ghr pe hai..
Child:Anni deya menu waikh k lagda aey…
Apni bednaseebi ka hal ma
ksi kis ko sunao faraz…
Girl friend k num pe eazyload krwane gaya
or eazyload wala uska bhai nikala…
“O SHEET…”
Sardar: cricket khail k aya
Dost: Ktne runs banaye….!
Sardar:Tripple century hone ma
299 runs baki the,
kutte ne out kr diya….!
Ak pathan apne bete ki
6 mah baad birthday mana raha tha
sardar ne pocha:
Khan sahab log to saal baad manate hai
Pathan bola:
Hamare ha semester system chalta hai….
Jin insaan k roop ma aya or
sardar k sath sharab pene laga…
Sardar: Oye tenu charhi nhi…
Jin: Nhi ma jin ho.mjhe nhi charhti…
Sardar:Le saale nu char gai ay.
I wish I was a foetus
I never would be bored
Sitting in my uterus
Swinging on my cord.
To worry obstetricians
I’d be a proper beast
I’d change position on the hour
Transverse, oblique then breech.
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If You are Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”