Dear customer, U R requested 2 switch
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off ur mobile 2 avoid any burn injuries.
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as the sender of this msg is damn HOT

Jisy dil diya woh dilhi chali gai
Jisy pyar kiya woh italy chali gai
Dil ny kaha khud kushi kr ly zalim
Bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai

The easiest way 2 find something lost in the house is 2 buy a replacement.

When u feel lonly and cant see anyone around YOU
The world seemz 2 be fading away
come to me and I will take you 2 eye specialist.

Mosam shabaab ka
Nasha sharaab ka
Prda janab ka
Aur rang gulaab ka
In sb say hasseen
Dakho
Sms parhny wala… Maindak talab ka

pathan: Molvi sahab kia wazu ky bagair namaz ho jati hy?
molvi: ni hoti
pathan: ho jati hy!
molvi: ni hoti
pathan: mein ny khud parh ky dakhi hy ho jati hy

They can see a hair of girl
on their husbands coat from 20 meters away,
But they cant see a pillar
from 2 meters while parking a car

Tum hameesha
Muskuraty rho
Muskuraty rho
Muskuraty rho
Muskuraty rho
Mera kya jye ga?
Log tumhain he pagal samjhen gy

Its Girls World

If he is late 4 class, “Time and Tide wait 4 none”.
If she is late, then the bus was late.

If a boy talks with a girl, “I think he iz trying 4 her”
Bt if a girl talks with a boy, then she iz trying to b friendly.

If there r girls in a class, the professor givez an interesting lecture,
And if there r no girls, he says, there iz no class today.

If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast ’smile’ sayz the examiner.
Bt wen a boy does not answer, “better luck next time dude”.