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Nazr Ka Chain Dil Ka Saror Hoty Han

Nov 26, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Eid Poems

Nazr ka chain dil ka saror hoty han
kuch aisay log jahan ma zaror hity han
sada chamakta rahy un ki eid ka tahwar
dor rah kar bhi ju hum sa kareb hity han…

Eid Sms

Nov 26, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: EID Messages

Aayi hai Eid Roz-e-Musarrat liye hoye
Bethy hain Teri Deed ki Hasrat liye hoye

Eid Poetry

Nov 26, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Eid Poems

Is Eid per kia mouqoof aaiy dost
khuda karay tera her lamha ho sadaiy Eid
mei teri raah me bikher jaon khushboo ki terha
meray liye to bass yehi hai muntehaiy Eid….

Falak Pr Ha Ayaan Eid Ka Din

Nov 26, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: EID Messages

ye khabar sun k Falak pr ha ayaan Eid ka din
dil ki shaakh pe kai dard k taray chamkay
ham ne dekha tu ufaq per tha sakoot
han tery sath jo guzary thy nazary chamky…..

Bakra Beauty Contest

Nov 26, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

DO U think u are smart,
attractive
well gromd
&
competetive
if yes
then reply with ur full Bio Data bcoz,
city Govt
Has aranged a Bakra Beuty contest on this eid.

Samny Khary Ho Orr Seeng Hala Rahy Ho

Nov 26, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

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Yh Kis tarah yad a rahy ho

Aankhain band hain phr b nazar a rahy ho
Na Jany kyon aysaa lgta hay
Samny khary ho orr seeng hala rahy ho

Wish U Happy Bakra Eid

China Ka Bakra

Nov 25, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

Aik bakra mandi ma aik aadmi 3 bakry lia khara tha.
aik kharidar na pocha janab kia keemat ha in ki,
wo bola pahla bakra 20,000 ka ha dosra 15,000 ka ha
or ya tesra 6,000 ka ha .admi khush bhi howa or hiran
bhi howa uss na pocha ka ya janab itna sasta kion ha
malik na bola ka janab ya china ka ha  iss ki check
waranty ha pata nahi ghar ja ka khara bhi rahy ya nahi….

Funny Bakra Sms

Nov 25, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

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Ma aap ko bakra bhaj raha hon khob khidmat karna khilana pilana
or sajana iss ko. Par eid sa pahly wapis kar dana ma na bhi qurbnai karni ha.

Ghosht Mangny Ki Zaroorat Nahi

Nov 25, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

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Apun ne tere waste cow kharidi hai..
Ab EId per theli leke ghosht mangny
ki zaroorat nahi …
samjhy

Kash Aap Bakra Hoty

Nov 25, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: EID Messages

Kash aap Bakra hoty

Hum aap ko ghas khilaty

Pyar se aap k sing hilaty

Or pochty sms bhenjne me kanjoos

Kun?

Mein?

Ya

Aap!

Tu aap pyar se bolty

mein…mein…mein…mein…


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