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Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.
Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!
shehr-e-Muhabbat hijr ka mousam,ehed-e-wafa or mein
tu to is basti se khush khush chala gaya , or mein …??
tu jo na ho to jaise sab ko chup lag jati hai
apas mein kya batein kertey raat, diya or mein
sair-e-chhaman adat thi pehley ab majboori hai
teri talash mein chal pertey hein bad-e-saba or mein
jisko dkeho teri hava mein pagal phirta hai
werna hum mashrab to nahi they khalq-e-khuda or mein……
Aayee hai Eid aaj bhi har saal ki tarhaa,
Par, aise ke, tarab ka koi silsilaa na ho,
Pichhle baras thaa khauf, tujhe kho na dooN kahin,
Ab ke baras duaa hai teraa samnaa na ho…
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and
Qaid-e-Azam?
Pathan replied,
“All are born on govt holidays”
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya ha..
ALLAMA IQBAL SAID:
Kh0l aank zamin dekh,falak dekh,fiza dekh,
Mashrik se 0bharte hue s0raj k0 zara dekh,
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In sh0rt he want to say
(Good Morning)
Raqs kya kabhi shoor machaya pehli pehli barish mein
mein thee mera pagal pan thaa pehli pehli barish mein
Pehim Dastak par Bondoon kee Akhir uss nay dhiyan diya
Khul gaya dheeray say dareecha pehli pehli barish mein
Aik akeela mein he ghar mein khoof zada sa beetha thaa
Warna shehar to bheeg raha thaa pehli pehli barish mein
Anay walay sabz dinoon kee sab shadabee uss say hai
Ankhon nay jo manzar dekh pehli pehli barish mein
When I first looked into your eyes,
all time and space were paralyzed
And in that instant, I was shown
a universe I had never known.
I dwell there still, in Paradise,
when I look into your eyes.
Na jaane kyuN mere rukHsaar mahak uTh-te haiN
jab kabhi kaan maiN woH chupke se kahe “eid ka chaaNd”
Hogaye Jawan Bachay Burhi Ho Rahin Hain MAA,
Be-chirag Ankhon Mein Khuwab Bo Rahin Hain MAA,
Roti Apnay Hissay Ki De K Apnay Bachon Ko,
Sabar Ki Rida Orhay Bhuki So Rahin Hain MAA,
Saans Ki Mariza Hai Phir Bhi Thanday Pani Se,
Kitni Shakat Sardi Mein Kapray Dho Rhain Hain MAA,
Ghair Ki Shikayat Par Phir Kisi Shararat Par,
Mar Kar Mujhe Khud Bhi Ro Rahin Hain MAA….!!!!