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1 sardar road pe potti kar raha tha, police ney pakar liya.
Jab usey lejaney lagey to sardar bola:
Saboot to utha lo….
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.
Meri Wafaoo Ka Sach Ha Koi Shumaar Nahi,,
Magar Ussay To Zara sa B Aitabaar Nah,
Bus Ek Roz Kaha Tha K Main Tumhara Hoo,
Us Ek Din Say Mujhey Khud Pay Ikhteyaar Nahi…
Having u to talk to is important to me
Sometimes I just need to vent
It is comforting that you don’t get angry
When I complain with good intent.
Happy Boss Day
I hope that the best of every thing will always come your way. Here is hoping that this Diwali is in every way complete with happiness, success, good health and all that makes life sweet!
Phool khil jain to uss shaks sa kum kum milna “Mohsin”
Aisay hi mosam ma mohabat pa zawaal aata ha..
Ik gunha sa hum khareed lein inhain Faraz,
Jinhain baraa naaz ha ka wo biktaay nahi.
Tum ne Samjha hi nahi Halat Badal sakte the,
Tere ansu meri ankhi se nikle sakte the,
Hum to tehre hi rahe jheel ke pani ki tarah,
Darya Bante to Bahot dur nikle sakte the
Once a Pathan was asked,
Khan Jee..aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?
Khan Sahab replied:
Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti
Once a Pathan was asked,
Khan Jee..aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?
Khan Sahab replied:
Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti
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