When u feel sad, 2 cheer up just go 2 da mirror & say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome ur sadness. Bt don’t make dis a habit. Cause liars go 2 hell.

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai

Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LuV U”

Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.

Sardar got in2 a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took da ticket & said april fool.
I have pass.

Today, tommorow & forever there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u.
U know Whose???
Ur own Stupid!!!

FOOL se,

FOOL ne,

FOOLon ki

FOOLwari me

FOOL ke sath

wish kiya

You are the most

beautiFOOL,

colorFOOL

&

wonderFOOL

amongst all

FOOLS

Tamaam bewakufon

ko ittala di jati hai k…
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Aap tu aise padh rahe hain

jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho!

ON APRIL 1ST,

A LITTLE GIRL CALLED HER MUM

2 COME & SEE DA LAUNDRY BOY

AND DA MAID FIGHT ON DA BED,

AND AS HER MUM WANTED TO OPEN DOOR,

THE GIRL SCREAMED,

‘APRIL FOOL!’

IT’S DADDY & Da MAID.

A study has proved dat all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool.

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u frm darkness & after if u pray and u r still in darkness.

please pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL

A day will come…

When da whole world will, CELEBRATE:
UR NAME
UR FAME
UR PERSONALITY
UR THOUGHTS
UR VIEWS
Bt keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a yr.
Congratulations!