Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge…!

Dosti ke bazaar me chah nahi hoti
dard hota hai magar aah nahi hoti.
dil se kiya gaya ho koi sauda
to chukaai gayi kimat ki parwah nahi hoti.

Bubblo nay ENGLISH ke paper ke liye
MY BESY FRND” ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai “MY FATHER” ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k “MY BEST FRND” ka essay he likhta who lakin
FRND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch youn tha.

“Father r everywhere but good father r very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes 2 my house
and my Mother likes him very much.”

wat happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got dis msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call iz on tree plz try later.

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai?
aprilfool, aprilfool ?

Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota ha
halka sa aankho ko ehsas hota ha
chhalakte hai meri aankh se aansu
jab aapke dur hone ka ehsaas hota ha

Aik choohe ne sherni ko propose keya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, jaan, height dekhi hai chooha bola Madam in sab ko choro, mera confidence dekho.

Two Luvrs plan 2 suicide.

Boy jumped 1st, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, “luv is blind”.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying, “luv never dies”.

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge
Teri har baat pe aitbaar karenge
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahin kahenge
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezaar karenge

Jab say tumhe jana hai,
Jab say tumhe paaya hai,
Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai