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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?….
It is just a formality,
like 2 boxers shaking hands b4 da fight begins.
SAB Se ANMOL GIFT..
Aap Kisi Ko De Sakte Ho,
To Woh Hai “WAQT”
Kyun Ke Apna WAQT Dete Hue,
Aap Usay Apni ZINDAGI Ka,
Woh LAMHA Dete Ho,
Jo KABHI Wapas Nahi Aata..!!
Duniya Main 7 Cheezain Aasan Hain,
Aur Mushkil Bhi..
1- Dosti Karna Aasan Nibhana Mushkil..
2- Pyar Karna Aasan Paana Mushkil..
3- Bharosa Torna Aasan Karna Mushkil..
4- Yaad Karna Aasan Bhulana Mushkil..
5- Jhoot Kehna Aasan Sach Sunna Mushkil..
6- Rulana Aasan Hansana Mushkil..
7- Aap Ke Bagair Marna Aasan Jeena Mushkil..
Little stones make big mountains.
Little steps can cover miles.
Little act of luving kindness give someone its biggest smiles.
Little words can smooth big troubles.
Little candle can bright da darkness.
Little memories last for years.
Little victories go 4 big success.
It’s da little things in life dat brings da greatest happiness.
Hope ur life is filled wid little Blessings.
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.
My frnd should be,
My medicine -when I am in pain,
My letter -when i am far,
My Smile -when I am sad,
My Handkerchief -when I cry,
& My life when I die….
Nothing in dis world Could ever b As wonderful as da luv U’ve given me
Ur luv makes my days so very bright,just knowing u’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Anniversary
When u were born, u were crying & everyone around u was smiling. Live ur life so dat when u die, u’re da one who is smiling & everyone around u is crying.
A chef? (U get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (U get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on u.)
A telephone operator? (He gives u a phone-y line.)
A trashman? (He dumps u.)
A clockmaker? (He 2-times u.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts u.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over u.)
An elevator operator? (He lets u down.)
An artist? (He gives u da brush.)
A jogger? (He gives u da run-around.)
Hazrat Abdullah ibn Ka’ab (radi Allahu anhu) narrated: �I heard Kaab bin Maalik (radi Allahu anhu) talking about his failure to join (the Ghazwa of) Tabuk. He said, “When I greeted Allah’s Nabi (sall Allaho alaihi wasallam) , his face was glittering with happiness, for whenever Allah’s Messenger (sall Allaho alaihi wasallam) was happy, his (blessed) face used to glitter, as if it was a piece of the moon, and we used to recognise (his happiness) from his face.” (Bukhari)