Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhaar ke kandhe par rakh ke ja raha tha…!
Kisi ne poocha sardar ji kithe ja rahe ho??
Sardar: Tala khuwaane…

Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha”
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

How come wrong numbers r never busy?
Do people in Australia call da rest of da world’up over’?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if u can still move ur lips?
Why is it dat night falls but day breaks?
Why is da third hand on da watch called a second.

Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states dat “Engineers & scientists can never earn as much as business executives & sales people.”
Dis theorem can now b supported by mathematical proof based on da following 2 postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power

Heated Gold Becomes Ornament,
Beated Copper Becomes Wire,
Depleted Stones Becomes Statue,
So,
Da More Pain U Get In Life,
Da More Valuable U Become!!

When it rains all d birds fly 4 Shelter.
Bt Eagle Alone Avoids d Rain By Flying Above d Cloud.
Problem is common 2 all But ATTITUDE define ALTITUDE.

Rain iz not only drops of Water
Its the love of sky 4 Earth
They never meet each other
Bt
keep sending love
Happy Rainy Day

Never abandon old frnds. Thy r hard 2 replace. Frndships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

Dis msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
dis is all natural except,
with a lot of sugar.
But it can never b as sweet as da 1 reading it.
Happy Birthday