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Da relation between 1 Heart
and another Heart is called Luv.
But,
Da relation between Heart n
Heartbeat is called Frndship.”
Have a Gud mrng………
Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
Khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
Hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.
Yun toh peete hai hum bahot aehteyaam se,
Par pee li hai aaj humne bahot tere naam se,
Ise aadat mat samajhna yeh majboori hai meri,
Milte hai roz jindagi humein har ek jaam se,
Any body can luv a Rose
But it takes a great deal 2 luv a leaf.
Dont luv some 1 who is beautiful,
But luv da 1 who can make ur life beautiful..
Sometime We Think That,
We Don’t Need Anyone,
But,
Sometime We Don’t Have Any1,
When We Need Some1,
So, Plz Always Keep Good People Around U..
Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhaar ke kandhe par rakh ke ja raha tha…!
Kisi ne poocha sardar ji kithe ja rahe ho??
Sardar: Tala khuwaane…
Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha”
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!