Its Girls World

If he is late 4 class, “Time and Tide wait 4 none”.
If she is late, then the bus was late.

If a boy talks with a girl, “I think he iz trying 4 her”
Bt if a girl talks with a boy, then she iz trying to b friendly.

If there r girls in a class, the professor givez an interesting lecture,
And if there r no girls, he says, there iz no class today.

If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast ’smile’ sayz the examiner.
Bt wen a boy does not answer, “better luck next time dude”.