Teacher: wt iz the scientific formula 4 water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did u derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it iz H to O (h2o)!
Love, knows no reason, knows no time,
it haz a sole intention of bringing people 2gether 2 a time,called -” F O R E V E R”
1 admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola….
k sisak sisak k marna theek hai ya 1 dum.
BIWI : 1 dum.
Aadmi : Toy apni dusri tang bi mujh pr rakh do.
Sometimes da world gives me so many reasons 2 hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate dis world when u r a part of it….
Jub koi din ma shaam kary,
Ya lub ki hansii badnaam kary
Jub wahshat dil ka naam kary,
Ya ankh ma neend haraam kary,
Mat tanha tanha ghabranaa,
Tum pass hamary a janaa,
Jub panchii sarey urr jain,
Har simmt andhera chaa jay,
Jub guzri batain yad aaein,
Aur beetey lamhey tarpaein,
mut tanhaa tanhaa ghabrana,
Tum pass hamary aajana…..
1 Pathaan Namaaz parh rha thaa,:
Dosra us k baray main ksi ko btaa raha thaa,
k ya barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi han,
Wo Pathaan Namaz torr kr bola khocha “Hum Haji bhi ha.”
Wfayein nibhatay nibhatay thuk gya hoon ”FARAZ”
Ab toy buss zindagi ka bewafaa hona baaqi hay….
Pathan sitting on da top of da mountain and studying…..
When a person asked wt he was doing?
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar…
jub koi insaan ALLAH pak ki nammat par ALLHUMDULILAH,
kahta hay toy ALLAH pak usay iss sa bhi afzal nammat atta ,
farmata hay .(ibna-e-maaja).
Hum na badlain ga waqat ki raftaar ka sath,,,,,,,FARAZ,,,,,,
Hum jab bhi milain gaay andaaz puranain hon gaay,,,,,,,,,,,