Har wo din tumharay lia eid ha …

Jisdin tumharay sa koi gunah sarzad na ho….

I wish God made me a SMS,
so dat I can reach u in 5 sec,
Cost u nothing,
u wl read me & …..
I cud C U smiling ,
which iz worth a million 4me.
Good Morning.

Pathan darakht pay charha to opar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay wastay…
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht hay;
pathan. pta hay…
Main AMROOD sath laya hoon..

Teacher: wt iz the scientific formula 4 water?

Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did u derive that?

Sardar: auntie, it iz H to O (h2o)!

Love, knows no reason, knows no time,

it haz a sole intention of bringing people 2gether 2 a time,called -” F O R E V E R”

1 admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola….
k sisak sisak k marna theek hai ya 1 dum.
BIWI : 1 dum.
Aadmi : Toy apni dusri tang bi mujh pr rakh do.

Sometimes da world gives me so many reasons 2 hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate dis world when u r a part of it….

Jub koi din ma shaam kary,

Ya lub ki hansii badnaam kary

Jub wahshat dil ka naam kary,

Ya ankh ma neend haraam kary,

Mat tanha tanha ghabranaa,

Tum pass hamary a janaa,

Jub panchii sarey urr jain,

Har simmt andhera chaa jay,

Jub guzri batain yad aaein,

Aur beetey lamhey tarpaein,

mut tanhaa tanhaa ghabrana,

Tum pass hamary aajana…..

1 Pathaan Namaaz parh rha thaa,:

Dosra us k baray main ksi ko btaa raha thaa,

k ya barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi han,

Wo Pathaan Namaz torr kr bola khocha “Hum Haji bhi ha.”