A sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park & when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat ha? Dar kyon lag raha ha cinema hi to ha.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal ha, pata ha ki cinema ha, lekin voh to
janwar ha, usko kya pata…

Sardar reporter na aik zakhmi sa pocha jub bomb gira

“kia wo phat gya tha?”

Zakhmi (ghussa sa )Nahi.wo reeng reeng kar mary qareeb aya

or bola “Bhawooo”…

Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence in2 future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go 2 jail….

Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
Aik Aadmi Na Pocha:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha ha ka
Mobile “DEAD” ho gya ha….

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto,
driver adjusted mirror,
sardarji shouted u are seeing my wife,
go & sit back i will drive the auto…

Sardar enters kitchen & opens the sugarbox. Sees inside & closes it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes & does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are u doing this?Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly..

Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghar larka pyda hova ha,

Sardar: Wa ge wa kya technology ha,
B.V mere hospital mei ha,
or bacha mere ghar paida hova ha..

A Man Jumpd into Water and Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumped into Water and  Didnt Come Out
A Sardar Scientst Was Watching.
& Concluded

“Human r  Soluble in Water”

Sardar ki maa ki death ho gai,
1 saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri maa kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,
Me na socha surprise don ga…

Sardar : What iz the name of ur car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but iz starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi ha, Tea se start hoti ha.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti ha.