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Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it.
This he does again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly
Sardar:
Aj mujhe ajeeb msg aya
or mera mobile off ho gya
2nd sardar:
Aisa konsa msg aya.
1st sardar:
Betry low ka.
2nd sardar:
Mujhe forword kr
syb ko daraiyge.
Hitler during his speech.
Meri dictionary ma
IMPOSSIBLE ka word nhi
Sardar uth k.
Te mama vakh k lani c….
Ak sardar ki shadi hui..
Rukhsati k waqt wo phle
maa k gale lag k roi
phr baap k gale lag k roi
phr bhai k gale lag k roi
or phr behan k…
sardar ne dulhan ko
ghr le jane se inkar kr diya.
or kaha…
jub ye tum logo se chup nhi
ho rhi to mujh se kaise hogi…
Sardar teacher:
Qayamat k din zameen phat jai gi
or asman k tookre ho jai ge..
Pathan:
To us din collage ma chuti ho gi kia.
Sardar teacher:
Pata nhi.Notic lage ga to pata chal jai ga..
Sardar apni behan pinki
k ghr gya or bell di…
Ander se awaz ai kon….
Sardar: Main
Pinki: Main kon
Sardar: Tu pinki hor kon
pagal jai…
Ak sardar 2sre se
yaar ye sent message kia hota hai..
2nd sardar:
Yaar tu b jahil ka jahil hi rahi
sent messages ka matlab hota ha
khushbo wala messages
Sardar baalo pe shampoo
lagane k sath sath kandhoo
pe b laga raha tha…
Wife ne pocha sardar j
ye kia kr rahe ho…
Sardar: Ye koi aam shampoo nhi hai
“HEAD N SHOULDER” Hai
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya
or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g
ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay
jithay marzi soja
Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:
.
Kyon K
.
Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,
.
Sirf Itna He Kaha
,
,
,
MY NAME IS KHAN.