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Your lips

Smile is the 2nd best thing You do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one…

It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

But I like the way You think! ;-)

Ek Larka Ak Larki K Sath

Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.

Moral: Life Main Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!

Meri Chahat Ka Safar Iss Liye Doshwaar Raha

Meri chahat ka safar iss liye doshwaar raha
Main muhabaat mai wafaon ka talabgaar raha

Ho gaye sare gilay door juda hotay he
Ghamzada wo hai na main us ka talabgaar raha.

Duniya Se Wafaa Kr K Sila Dhoondh Rahe Hain

Duniya se wafaa kr k sila dhoondh rahe hain
Hum log bhi nadaa’n hain kya dhoondh rahe hain

Yeh bhi tau sazaa hai keh giraftaar-e-wafaa hoon
Kyun log Mohabbat ki sazaa dhoondh rahe hain

Issi Se Hota Ha Zahr Jo Haal Derd Ka Ha

ISI SE HOTA HAI ZAHIR JO HAAL DERD KA HAI..
SABHI KO KOYEE NA KOYEE WABAAL DERD KA HAI…

SEHER SISEKTEY HOYE AASMAN SE UTRI..
TO DIL NE JAAN LIYA ,YE BHI SAAL DERD KA HAI…

AB ISS KEY BAAD KOYEE RABTA NAHIN RUKHNA..
YE BAAT TEY HOYEE LEKIN SAWAL DERD KA HAI…

YE DIL, YE UJRHI HOYEE CHUSHM-E-NUM ,YE
TUNHAYEE..
HUMAREY PASS TO JO BHI HAI MAAL DERD KA HAI..

Waqt Ki Lehrein Na Mitaa Sakin

Waqt ki lehrein na mitaa sakin mujh mein teri yaadien
Kinaary pe gar miljaye to woh moti bhi kya cheez ha
Justajo tumse milne ki nahi ab zinda
Khobsorat hai mera tasavuf to haqeeqat tu kya cheez ha

Main Teri Muhabbat Ka Talabgaar Nahein Hoon

MaiN teri muhabbat ka talabgaar naheiN hooN
YuuN huzn e musalsal meN giraftaar naheiN hooN

Jo raah e muhabbat meN mujhay day ga’ee dhokaa
Kehti hai ke nafrat ka maiN haqdaar naheiN hooN

UThtee huwi aaNdhee ki hawaa’oN ne kaha hai
MaiN tere chiraaGhoN ka tarafdaar naheiN hooN

Jo paa’o talay rond day apna hee muqaddar
Majboor woh lashkar ka alamdaar naheiN hooN

Ankhein Bheg Jati Han

Taray kochay sa ab mara taluk wajbi sa ha
magr jub bhi guzarta hon to ankhein bheg jati han
to badalta ha to ba-sakhta marai ankein
mary hathon ki lakeron sa ulajh jati han.

Tere Jaesa Mera Bhi Haal Tha

Tere jaesa mera bhi haal tha na sukoon tha na qaraar tha
yahi umr thi mere humnashee ke kisi se mujhko bhi pyaar tha

mae samajh raha hun teri kasak tera mera dard hae mushtarak
issi ghum ka tu bhi aseer hae issi ghum ka mae bhi shikaar tha

faqat ek dhun thi ke raat din usi khwab -zar mein ghum rahein
wo suroor aesa suroor tha wo khumaar aesa khumaar tha

kabhi lamha bhar ki bhi guftugoo meri uss ke saath na ho saki
mujhe fursatein na mil saki, wo hawa ke ruth pe sawaar tha

Ya Kis Mukaam Pa Puhncha Dya Zamany Na

Ya kis mukaam pa puhncha dya zamany na
ky ab hayaat pa tara bhi ikhtyaar nahi

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