Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf sa dhuan nikal raha tha.
Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam..

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Sey Baten Kr rahey Ho

Pathan:Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi
Mangetar Hay.

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi ha,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya..

1St pAthAn: AgAr TmhArA 1-LAkh kA EnAAm nikAl AAye toy Tum kiyA kAro GAy.?

2Nd pAthAn: MAin PAgAL Ho jAogA Aur woH 1-LAkh rupAy Apney ElAAjh pEr LAgAoN gA …

Pathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Iss Pankhay ky neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoega.

Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kesey?

Pathan: Hum ya Pankha Masjid sey Utaar ky laee hai…

1 Pathan 1 admi sey jhagraa kar raha tha.
kehne laga mein tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1 admi ne poocha lekin dant to 32 hote hen.
Pathan: mujhe maloom tha tum beech mein zaroor bolo gay is 32 dant tumhaer bhi torun gaa.

In A A/C Exam Every 1 Waz Writing But Pathan Waz Continuously Dancing!

y?

Bcoz Some1 Told Him Dat There Iz Marks 4 Every Steps.

Teacher 2 pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumlaa banaoo.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye toy andhera ho jata hay.

Pathan: Doctor Saahab Plastic Surgery karwanaay may kitna kharcha aaye  ga?

Doctor: 5 laakh……..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum daay toy??