Ek pathan dosra pathan sa ,
Duniya ma agar light na hoti to tum T.V kese dekhte?

Dosra pathan :
Moom Batti jala ke….

Shadi ma pathan boht der taq khana kha raha tha
kisi na pocha kab taq khaoge
Pathan : hum tu khud kha kha k thak gaya ha per kya karon card me likha
tha dinner: 7 to 10

1 PATHAN apni jaeb ma PATHAR daley ghom rha tha

kisi na pocha: esa qion kr rhe ho?

PATHAN SaHAB BOLEY: iss dunya me osi ki qadar hoti hy,jiski JEAB bhari hoti hy.

Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf sa dhuan nikal raha tha.
Pathan, shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam..

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Sey Baten Kr rahey Ho

Pathan:Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi
Mangetar Hay.

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi ha,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya..

1St pAthAn: AgAr TmhArA 1-LAkh kA EnAAm nikAl AAye toy Tum kiyA kAro GAy.?

2Nd pAthAn: MAin PAgAL Ho jAogA Aur woH 1-LAkh rupAy Apney ElAAjh pEr LAgAoN gA …

Pathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Iss Pankhay ky neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoega.

Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kesey?

Pathan: Hum ya Pankha Masjid sey Utaar ky laee hai…

1 Pathan 1 admi sey jhagraa kar raha tha.
kehne laga mein tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1 admi ne poocha lekin dant to 32 hote hen.
Pathan: mujhe maloom tha tum beech mein zaroor bolo gay is 32 dant tumhaer bhi torun gaa.

In A A/C Exam Every 1 Waz Writing But Pathan Waz Continuously Dancing!

y?

Bcoz Some1 Told Him Dat There Iz Marks 4 Every Steps.