Once a Pathan was asked,
Khan Jee..aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?

Khan Sahab replied:

Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti

Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon pathan saari raat gud gudi karta raha.

1 Aadmi Bike pe Ja Raha tha:

Usne Raastey me Kharey huey Pathan se pucha:

Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan: Nahi Humara Ghar to Ground Floor pe ha..

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: Assalam-o-Alaikum
I Love You Baaji….

Aik din aik pathan ne apni qaza namaz ada karne ki sochi,
Namaz sy pehly unchi awaz mein niyat ki

“2 rakat namaz qaza fajar 27-05-2007
ALLAHUAKBAR..”

1 Pathan Sharab peetay huy roo raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Qion rahy ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha ha….

Panjabi: Yar musibat ka waqt gadhey ko bhi baap banana parta ha,

Pathan: Yar bari himmat ha  jo teri amma maan jati ha…..

Pathan Petrol Pump Gya
Board Pr Likha tha
mobile Use Kerna Mana Hai
us Ne Mobile Nikala OrSb Doston Ko Call Kr k kaha
phone mat krna
Mein Pertrol Pump pe hon.

Fish Wala:khan sahab aaj zinda machli laya hon.

Khan: dakho machli to waki zinda ha par khocha maray ko

yh batao kh yah taza bhi hay kh nahi…

Ek pathan ne apni “HAIR DRESSER” Ki dukan 2nd floor pa shift ki aur neechey board lagaya ka
Neechay ke baal kaatne ki dukan upar ha…