Pathan 100 k note pe likha number dial kar raha tha.

2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?

1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye

to un ka mobile kis k paas hai.

Pathan darakht pe charha
To bander ne pocha…

Uper ku aye ho…

Pathan amrood khane aya ho..

Bander: Mgr ye to aam ka darakht hai…

Pathan: Pata ha…

Amrood ma sath laya ho…

Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.

Duniya Me Wo Kon Si 2 Chizen Hen
Jo 1 Dosre K Begher Nahi Reh Sakti Aur Do No BEKAR Hen…?

S0CHO

S0CHO

?

PATHAN AUR NASWAR…!!!

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.

Aur Bola:

Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho

Ab to phatanoO kY bharam hi alag h0 gye hain “FARAZ”
Jis k0 dekh0 yhi kehta phir rha ha”My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote han
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote han
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte ha.

Pathan Ek larki sa “I Love You”
Larki: Tammeez Say Batt Karo
Pathan: Bismilah Hirrahma Nir Rahim,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you.

Pathan Ek larki sa “I Love You”
Larki: Tammeez Say Batt Karo
Pathan: Bismilah Hirrahma Nir Rahim,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you.

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.