Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
“Pathan thinks-”how poetic”!
Pathan says-”pass d roti u moti”

Pathan ko raste ma ak
charagh mila…
Utha kr use saaf kia
to us ma se ak jin nikala
or kaha k wo uski 3 wishes puri krega.
Pathan: Hum ko aisi naswar do
jo khatam na ho…
Achanak ak naswar ka packat a gya
pathan ne thori c naswar nikali
to sath hi or naswar a gai…
Jin baki 2 wishes.
Pathan: aise 2 packat or de do…

1 jigay ma faisla hua
k 90% pathan bewakoof hote hai.
is per pathano ne kafi halla machaya

Phr faisla hua k
10% pathan aqalmand hote hai
Tab kahi ja k mamla set hua.

Ak pathan Dr k ghr
raat 2 baje phone aya
“Ap soo to nhi rahe”

Pathan Dr. ne guse ma kaha
Sale harami sb pathan
chowkidaar nhi hote.

Women’s Day par 1 larki ne Pathan se kaha
Apko pata hai aj women’s day hai?

Pathan ghabra k bola.
Kamaal hai jb hum ghar se nikla
tab to WEDNESDAY tha…

Pathan:
Mere dada ne 1857 ki jang ma
dushman ki tange kat di thi…

Dost:
Gardne ku nhi kati unho ne…

Pathan:
Wo koi pehle hi kaat gya tha…

Ak pathan namaz perh raha tha
Or 2sra usk bare ma kisi ko
bata raha tha k ye khan saab
bohat namazi or perhaizgar hai…

Pathan namaz toor k bola
Isko batao k hum ne
hajj b kia hai…

Zindgi main agar
Kuch hasil krna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

Agr dimagh se koi jawab na aye to
Aanhken band kar k

Socho
.
.
.
Kahin Mai Pathan to Nahi?

Soobay ka phla naam

(NWFP)
No Woman For Pathan

or ab khaber pakhton khawah

(KPK)

Khan pe khan

Rishta wohi soch nai…

Pathan:
Ak hindu se
Yaar apne murde ko jala
k zaya mat kia kro.

Hindu:
khan sahab to kia kre phr.

Pathan:
Hum ko do hum chana makai
ki rehri ma jalaye ga…