Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’

Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’

Aurat: Baba j mere shohar
sari raat ghar se bahar rhte hai.

Baba j: Ye information hai
ya
Invitation….

Hamare Flag Mai

Green Colour Means
“Pakistan”

White Color Means
“Aman”

Lekin Phir B Hamare Mulk Me Aman Nai Hy
Q K

Aman K Andar Danda Jo Dia Hoa Hy

“Happy Independence Day”

Kashmir ki Wadiyon ma
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
?
?
“ULLU K PATHE”
HERO mat ban,
Sweater Pehen Le

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya ha..

PAGAL SHOHAR ghar mey chillatay hoay ghusay aur cheekh kr bola:

BEGUM, mera bond nikl gaya…

B.V, kitnay kaa nikla?

shohar, meri jaib sey.;)