Kashmir ki Wadiyon ma
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
?
?
“ULLU K PATHE”
HERO mat ban,
Sweater Pehen Le

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya ha..

PAGAL SHOHAR ghar mey chillatay hoay ghusay aur cheekh kr bola:

BEGUM, mera bond nikl gaya…

B.V, kitnay kaa nikla?

shohar, meri jaib sey.;)

Teacher:
Jawani Aur
Burhape Me Farq Btao…?

Student:
Jawani Me Mobile Me
HASEENO
K Numbers Hote Hain,
Aur Burhape Me
HAKEEMO K

A chef? (U get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (U get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on u.)
A telephone operator? (He gives u a phone-y line.)
A trashman? (He dumps u.)
A clockmaker? (He 2-times u.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts u.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over u.)
An elevator operator? (He lets u down.)
An artist? (He gives u da brush.)
A jogger? (He gives u da run-around.)

How do u leave a message on dis thing? I can’t understand da instructions. Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder wat happens if I touch dis. . . . YOW!