Asman pr jitny sitary hain
Ankhoon main jitny ishary hain
Samander ky jitny kinary hain
Utnye screw dheely tumhary hain

Two lovers plan 2 suicide

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return saying, “love is blind”

Boy in the middle opened his parachute saying, “love never dies”

Yah kah kar faraz ny larkion ko truck ky neechy dy dya

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Nahi to phir yahi saza mily g

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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
MATH par dhayan do

Ik sheikh doctor ky pass gya or bola
Kh ghar ja kr mareez check karny ky kitny paisy lo gy?
Doctor:300 Rupees
Sheikh: Chlain doctor sahb.
Ghar pounchy to docor ny pocha kh mareez kahan hy?
Sheikh: mareez koi ni hy,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

2 devilz came into my dream
They said,
We want 2 disturb a good person
I suggest them ur name
They said
We cannot disturb our boss