Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a womans ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing…

Hoon main doctor jahan
meri wife ha nurse wahan
yeh kaisa zulm sehnaa parta ha
mujy apni he wife ko sister kehna parta ha….

Man was smoking in a bus.
Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein ‘Alwaz  Wear Condom’ ka board  Bhi ha,
AB vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

Ek sardar ne pathan se kha k dekho mere daant kese hire ki trhah chamak rhe han
pathan bola to hamare bhi konse kam han
sonee ki tarha pille han….

Palkon pe apni bithaya ha tumhe,
Badi duaoon ke baad paaya ha tumhe,
Itni aasani sey nahi mile ho tum
Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe…

1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi key ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi
ki ek bahut sunder ladki hay.vo jab bhi shararat karti hay toy dhobi kehta hay
ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hun.

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling ,
it means :- With Idiot 4 Ever

Jb wo make up karti ha,
to bilkul reema lagti ha
wah waa….

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti ha,

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti ha..

Girlz b4 marriage look like barbi Doll,

After mariage beautiful Doll,

After 1 year nice Doll,

After 2 Years only Doll &

After 3 Years panaDoll…

Dear customer, U R requested 2 switch
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off ur mobile 2 avoid any burn injuries.
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as the sender of this msg is damn HOT