Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar ha,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho gy

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher

When u feel sad
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit
bCoz liars go to hell..

A little kid asks his Dad
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father
“I’m still paying for it”..

Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys

Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys

Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys

& in the end

Marriage with the Rich Boy
Moral of the story !

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Usny Mery hath ki lakerain dekhin
or pir Hans kar kaha !
Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,

Sivaay
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Cheeni Ke

Macchar ne jo kata, dil me mere junoon tha
khujli hui itni ki dil be sukoon tha,
pakda to chodh diya ye sochkar
uski ragoon me mera khoon tha…

ALLAMA IQBAL SAID:
Kh0l aank zamin dekh,falak dekh,fiza dekh,
Mashrik se 0bharte hue s0raj k0 zara dekh,
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In sh0rt he want to say
(Good Morning)

Gaoun ka master ji bacho ku english parha rahy thy,

Bacho ye “M” hy .

M say mother,maa–jaisay sheeday ki maa,

Dosray din master ji nay board pay “W” likha,bacho ye kia hy??

aik bacha bola,sir—hy tu ye sheeday ki maa ,par aj is ki taangay oopar hein.

Ek Chohay Ne 1 Poora Suit Kutar k Kha Lia.

Magar Woh Phir bhi Bhok se Mar Gaya,

Kyon?

Q k Woh Suit Malika Sharwat ka Tha

Ha Ha Ha Ha.