Kehtye hain kh ISHQ main neend ur jaati hy
Koi hum sy b ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut ati hy

Jisy dil diya woh dilhi chali gai
Jisy pyar kiya woh italy chali gai
Dil ny kaha khud kushi kr ly zalim
Bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai

When u feel lonly and cant see anyone around YOU
The world seemz 2 be fading away
come to me and I will take you 2 eye specialist.

Twinkle twinkle little star
Tari gf gye bazar
Usko mil gya doosra yaar
Hun tu bath ky makhyan mar

Mosam shabaab ka
Nasha sharaab ka
Prda janab ka
Aur rang gulaab ka
In sb say hasseen
Dakho
Sms parhny wala… Maindak talab ka

pathan: Molvi sahab kia wazu ky bagair namaz ho jati hy?
molvi: ni hoti
pathan: ho jati hy!
molvi: ni hoti
pathan: mein ny khud parh ky dakhi hy ho jati hy

They can see a hair of girl
on their husbands coat from 20 meters away,
But they cant see a pillar
from 2 meters while parking a car

no call?
no miss call?
no sms?
no letter?
I m worried
Kya zoo walon ny fir pakr liya

Tum hameesha
Muskuraty rho
Muskuraty rho
Muskuraty rho
Muskuraty rho
Mera kya jye ga?
Log tumhain he pagal samjhen gy

Sitaroon sy agy jhan aur b hain,
Abi mohabbat ky imthan aur b hain,
Tum he ni jalate mary dil ko,
College main larkyan aur b hain