U have reached da Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. We r unable 2 come 2 da phone right now. At da tone, please leave ur name, number, and target or list of targets, and we’ll launch as soon as we can. And have a nice day.

One day u will ask me: Wat is more important to u, me or ur life? I will say: my life. U will walk away frm me without knowing dat U R MY LIFE!!!

Life iz like a piano… white keys represent happiness, black keys 4 sorrow but only when u go through da white & black keys u hear da MUSIC of LIFE.

Bubblo nay ENGLISH ke paper ke liye
MY BESY FRND” ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai “MY FATHER” ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k “MY BEST FRND” ka essay he likhta who lakin
FRND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch youn tha.

“Father r everywhere but good father r very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes 2 my house
and my Mother likes him very much.”

wat happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got dis msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call iz on tree plz try later.

Aik choohe ne sherni ko propose keya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, jaan, height dekhi hai chooha bola Madam in sab ko choro, mera confidence dekho.

Jab say tumhe jana hai,
Jab say tumhe paaya hai,
Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

Tum ko dekha…
Tum ko dekha..
Tum ko dekha….
Toh yeh khayal aaya

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Paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

Tum ko dekha…
Tum ko dekha..
Tum ko dekha….
Toh yeh khayal aaya

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Paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

Dear customer, U R requested 2 switch
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off ur mobile 2 avoid any burn injuries.
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as the sender of this msg is damn HOT