A man was looking for a clean restaurant
he found a restaurant written on it’s front we fought flies
so he entered and found a lot of flies
he called the waiter and asked him how come there exist all that flies and you say ‘we fought flies’
the waiter replies
sir we fought flies but they won

Get up really early and sneak into your victims bathroom and fill their hair-dryer with baby powder. And when they turn it on, their head will be pure white just like an old person!

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Meri Qoum K Dalair Jawano Utho
Kab Tak Sotay Raho Ge?
Qom Par Ye Waqt Boht Bhari Hai
Utho Jaldi Karo.
Utility Store Pe Cheeni Aa Gai Hy.

Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?

Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart and
wife’s tears hit your pocket.,

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
“You are my Best Friend”

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
“You are my Best Wife?”

Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
“You are my Best Friend”

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
“You are my Best Wife?”

An idea can change your life

But,

A woman can change your Idea..

So,

Always change

Women
to change
Ideas

WHAT AN IDEA

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar ha,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho gy