Palkon pe apni bithaya ha tumhe,
Badi duaoon ke baad paaya ha tumhe,
Itni aasani sey nahi mile ho tum
Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe…

1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi key ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi
ki ek bahut sunder ladki hay.vo jab bhi shararat karti hay toy dhobi kehta hay
ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hun.

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling ,
it means :- With Idiot 4 Ever

Jb wo make up karti ha,
to bilkul reema lagti ha
wah waa….

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti ha,

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti ha..

Girlz b4 marriage look like barbi Doll,

After mariage beautiful Doll,

After 1 year nice Doll,

After 2 Years only Doll &

After 3 Years panaDoll…

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
Khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
Hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.

Yun toh peete hai hum bahot aehteyaam se,
Par pee li hai aaj humne bahot tere naam se,
Ise aadat mat samajhna yeh majboori hai meri,
Milte hai roz jindagi humein har ek jaam se,

How come wrong numbers r never busy?
Do people in Australia call da rest of da world’up over’?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if u can still move ur lips?
Why is it dat night falls but day breaks?
Why is da third hand on da watch called a second.

Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states dat “Engineers & scientists can never earn as much as business executives & sales people.”
Dis theorem can now b supported by mathematical proof based on da following 2 postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power

American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..” Sardarji ” India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”