Teacher:
What is your father name…
Student:
CNG
Teacher:
what do you mean?
Student:
Chuadry Naeem Gujjar…!

Shair shairni ko kiss krne laga
shairni ne rok diya or
idher udher dakhne lagi.
Shair: kia hua
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Shairni: dakh rahi ho k kahi
aas pass discovery wale to nhi hai…

Bache ak larki ko ghaseet
k school le ja rhe the…
Ak buzarg bola…
Isko chor do ye khud
school jai gi…
Bache: baba j ye hamari miss hai.
Roz school se date pe bhaag jati hai…

Funny Reality

Our parents spend the first year
of our lives teaching us to
walk & talk….
&
the all next year the
telling us to sit down and
Shut up…..

Zardari:
Jab ma paida hau tha
to army walo ne 51 topain chalai thi

Pathan:
Kamal hai kisi v kanjar
da nishana thik nhi laga..

Usne chori se mere mob se
mere boyfriend ka num nikal
liya faraz…

Ab wo apne hi bhai ko message
kr k khush hoti ha
kamini jai….

Maher-e-nafsiat:
Mubarak ho apka ilaj mukamal ho gya hai.
Ab ap bilkul thik hai…

Mareez:
Kia faida apk ilaj se phe m afrance
ka badsha tha.Or ab ak aam admi ho..

Ak orat k ghr ka gas ka bill
50000 a gya…
Wo gas office gai
or officer se boli…

Na tussi menu ay dassu
kamineyo…..

Ay dozakh nu pipe
mere ghro gya a…..

Wife:
Chalo na janu aj bahar cahlte hai
or driving ma kro gi….

Husband:
Ohhho
Matlab jai ge car ma
or aye ge akhbar ma

Sardarni:
Dus meri tokri wich ki hai
te sare egg tere
je to das ditte k kine
te 8 de 8 tere…
te je to des de k kis janwer de ne
te o murgi v teri…

Sardar:
Koi hint te de…