Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys

Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys

Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys

& in the end

Marriage with the Rich Boy
Moral of the story !

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Usny Mery hath ki lakerain dekhin
or pir Hans kar kaha !
Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,

Sivaay
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Cheeni Ke

Macchar ne jo kata, dil me mere junoon tha
khujli hui itni ki dil be sukoon tha,
pakda to chodh diya ye sochkar
uski ragoon me mera khoon tha…

ALLAMA IQBAL SAID:
Kh0l aank zamin dekh,falak dekh,fiza dekh,
Mashrik se 0bharte hue s0raj k0 zara dekh,
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In sh0rt he want to say
(Good Morning)

Gaoun ka master ji bacho ku english parha rahy thy,

Bacho ye “M” hy .

M say mother,maa–jaisay sheeday ki maa,

Dosray din master ji nay board pay “W” likha,bacho ye kia hy??

aik bacha bola,sir—hy tu ye sheeday ki maa ,par aj is ki taangay oopar hein.

Ek Chohay Ne 1 Poora Suit Kutar k Kha Lia.

Magar Woh Phir bhi Bhok se Mar Gaya,

Kyon?

Q k Woh Suit Malika Sharwat ka Tha

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a womans ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing…

Hoon main doctor jahan
meri wife ha nurse wahan
yeh kaisa zulm sehnaa parta ha
mujy apni he wife ko sister kehna parta ha….

Man was smoking in a bus.
Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein ‘Alwaz  Wear Condom’ ka board  Bhi ha,
AB vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

Ek sardar ne pathan se kha k dekho mere daant kese hire ki trhah chamak rhe han
pathan bola to hamare bhi konse kam han
sonee ki tarha pille han….