Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?

Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart and
wife’s tears hit your pocket.,

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
“You are my Best Friend”

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
“You are my Best Wife?”

An idea can change your life

But,

A woman can change your Idea..

So,

Always change

Women
to change
Ideas

WHAT AN IDEA

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar ha,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho gy

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher

When u feel sad
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit
bCoz liars go to hell..

A little kid asks his Dad
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father
“I’m still paying for it”..

Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys

Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys

Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys

& in the end

Marriage with the Rich Boy
Moral of the story !

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Usny Mery hath ki lakerain dekhin
or pir Hans kar kaha !
Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,

Sivaay
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Cheeni Ke