Ya ALLAH!

Tujhe tere pyarey bando ka waasta
Is bar Ramzan men shetaan ka sath
WAPDA walon ko b band kar dena
Ameen

Friend to pathan
yr aj sir ka message aya hai
k aj extra class ho gi.
Kia kro..?

Pathan: Message sending failed
likh k bhaj de…

The audiance see a
joker as a joker
But the joker sees
himself as a performer.
No metter what others
think about you.
Its your life just
Go with confidence.

Ak utility store k age
lambi line thi…
Ak admi bar bar line ma ghusta
Log usko paker k peche phank date.

Admi guse se:
Lagey raho saalo
ma b store nhi kholo ga…

Ak studant ne (MBA) ka form
bharte hue chowkidaar se pocha.
Janab kaisa hai ye collage.
Chowkidaar:
Bohata acha hai janab
Ma ne b (MBA) yahi se kia hai…

Dr:tm roz 5km walk kro to
1sal me 50kg wazn km ho jaega

1sal bad Khan fone pe:dr sb wazn to km hogia
mgr khana khrab hm ghar se 1825km dur pohnch gia hy…

If you dislike
The police..
The next time
you are in trouble

“Call A Hippi”

Man at madical store
I need poison….

Chemist:
I can’t sell you
untill you have prescription.

Man show his marriage
certificate.

Chemist: Oh…! ok

Man are like a
bank account…

Without a lot of money
they don’t generate
a lot of interest…

Do you know
Nobel prize is
given for science
and literature but
not for maths…

Why?

Bcoz
ALFRED NOBEL’S
wife run away
with math professor…

Funny but true….