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Bakra Beauty Contest

Nov 26, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

DO U think u are smart,
attractive
well gromd
&
competetive
if yes
then reply with ur full Bio Data bcoz,
city Govt
Has aranged a Bakra Beuty contest on this eid.

Samny Khary Ho Orr Seeng Hala Rahy Ho

Nov 26, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

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Yh Kis tarah yad a rahy ho

Aankhain band hain phr b nazar a rahy ho
Na Jany kyon aysaa lgta hay
Samny khary ho orr seeng hala rahy ho

Wish U Happy Bakra Eid

China Ka Bakra

Nov 25, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

Aik bakra mandi ma aik aadmi 3 bakry lia khara tha.
aik kharidar na pocha janab kia keemat ha in ki,
wo bola pahla bakra 20,000 ka ha dosra 15,000 ka ha
or ya tesra 6,000 ka ha .admi khush bhi howa or hiran
bhi howa uss na pocha ka ya janab itna sasta kion ha
malik na bola ka janab ya china ka ha  iss ki check
waranty ha pata nahi ghar ja ka khara bhi rahy ya nahi….

Funny Bakra Sms

Nov 25, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

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Ma aap ko bakra bhaj raha hon khob khidmat karna khilana pilana
or sajana iss ko. Par eid sa pahly wapis kar dana ma na bhi qurbnai karni ha.

Ghosht Mangny Ki Zaroorat Nahi

Nov 25, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

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Apun ne tere waste cow kharidi hai..
Ab EId per theli leke ghosht mangny
ki zaroorat nahi …
samjhy

I Know Its Too Early

Sep 18, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

HaPpy Eid Mubarik I know its too early…… but I Have hundreds of Pretty girls to wish….. So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..

It’s Your Eid Gift

Sep 18, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

It’s your Eid Gift

47028918583496
Rs.1000 walay scratch card
ka number hay load kr lo.

Nahi load howa?

Kamal ha,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)

Ap Humaray Ghar Aana Popat Badam Ban Kr.

Sep 18, 2009 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny Eid Sms

Eid aayi hai masarrat ka payaami ban kr,
Ap humaray ghar aana popat badam ban kr….

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