HALLO, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket,
Want the smell is unbearable!!!

If a girl is in love
Her parents say.
“Who’s that idiot”?

If a boy is in love
His parents say.
“Idiot,who’s that girl”?

Moral:
No metter who’s in love
Boys are always idiots.

Teacher: Tumhari zaat kia hai.
Punjabi: Phle hum jutt the
Phir but hue
phir shaikh hue
Phir araiy ho gai
Or ab darzi hai…
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Ab agey ami ki marzi hai…

On the door of a toilet….
Some people come here to sit and wonder,
I come here to shit like thunder!

Girl : Meri skin bohat soft,
mulaim or
sensitive hai…
Sone se pehle kia laga k soya kro…
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Doctor: Kundi!

Why do men fart more often than women ?
Because women do not keep their mouth
shut long enough to build up the pressure..

I love the sea, I love the rocks,
but when I see you I need to puke !

Wil we play the hulk together??…..I wil be tall and strong and you green and ugly…

Why do men fart more often than women ???? Becoz women do not keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up da pressure…..