Sardar got in2 a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took da ticket & said april fool.
I have pass.
Today, tommorow & forever there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u.
U know Whose???
Ur own Stupid!!!
FOOL se,
FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki
FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath
wish kiya
You are the most
beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL
&
wonderFOOL
amongst all
FOOLS
Tamaam bewakufon
ko ittala di jati hai k…
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Aap tu aise padh rahe hain
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho!
ON APRIL 1ST,
A LITTLE GIRL CALLED HER MUM
2 COME & SEE DA LAUNDRY BOY
AND DA MAID FIGHT ON DA BED,
AND AS HER MUM WANTED TO OPEN DOOR,
THE GIRL SCREAMED,
‘APRIL FOOL!’
IT’S DADDY & Da MAID.
A study has proved dat all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool.
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u frm darkness & after if u pray and u r still in darkness.
please pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL
A day will come…
When da whole world will, CELEBRATE:
UR NAME
UR FAME
UR PERSONALITY
UR THOUGHTS
UR VIEWS
Bt keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a yr.
Congratulations!
Dis cat, iz cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it widout da word cat.
When u feel lonly and cant see anyone around YOU
The world seemz 2 be fading away
come to me and I will take you 2 eye specialist.