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Funny sms

Mar 20, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny SMS

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Can You Do Something For Me

Mar 20, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Good Night Sms

Can u do something for me? go to the window
look to the sky can u see the stars?
can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more..
(Good Night)

Cute Sms

Mar 20, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Cute Sms

Man can live about days without food about three
days without water about eight minutes without air,
but only for one secend without hope.

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Life Is Short

Mar 20, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Facebook Status

Life is short, but there is always time enough for courtesy.

Pakistan Day Poetry

Mar 19, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Mix

Qismat Badal Jayegi Zara Dil Se Dua Karo
Dunya Bhi Hil Jayegi Agar Dil Se Dua Karo
Din Raat Main Ik Lamha Qabooliya Ki Ghari Hai
Manzil Bhi Mil Jayegi Agar Dil Se Dua Karo

Meri Qoum K Dalair Jawano Utho

Mar 19, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Funny SMS

Meri Qoum K Dalair Jawano Utho
Kab Tak Sotay Raho Ge?
Qom Par Ye Waqt Boht Bhari Hai
Utho Jaldi Karo.
Utility Store Pe Cheeni Aa Gai Hy.

Happy Pakistan

Mar 19, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Mix

Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker
Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Ker
6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Ker
Ker Ke Gher Sunsaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Sone Ke Set Banwaye Gi
Shaan Masale Bhi Laye Gi
Suit Bohut Se Silwaye Gi
Silk Ke Le Ke Thaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aish Karon Gi Amma Ke Gher
Kaam Karain Ge Noker Chaker
Car Main Le Jaye Ga Shofer
Le Ke Yeh Arman Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Pannu Main Rehte Hain Aakil Chacha
Changa Manga Main Taya Hai
Sab Se Mil Ker Ana Hai
Bana Ke Sare Plan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Boli Rehna Ache Soher
Dafter Se Seedhe Ana Gher
Jate Jate Haath Main De
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Trah Trah Ke Khane Paka Ker
Bher Dala Sara Freazer
Take Main Na Khaon Bahir
Kerk Ke Poora Etminan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Ik Din Phone Kiya Us Ke Gher
Bole Us Ke Mama Asgher
Who To Le Ke Sara Tabber
Aaj Subah Hi Multan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Dhoop Or Germi Se Aa Ker Tang
Mela Huwa Jab Us Ka Rang
Apni Ik Saheli Ke Sang
Wahan Se Kaghan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aati Hai Us Ki Email Baraber
Kehti Hai Mujhe Ko Bhejo Doller
Phas Mushkil Main Jaan Gai Hai
Hoton Ki Mare Muskan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Happy Pakistan Day

Mar 19, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Mix

Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsherain Na Tadberain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjerain

(Happy Pakistan Day, Long Live Pakistan)

I Have Love, Joy And Peace In My Heart

Mar 19, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Good Morning Sms

I have love, joy and peace in my heart
Because God gave my day a quiet start
I bow my head and to God I pray
For sending me such a lovely day…

You Lit The Flame

Mar 19, 2010 Author: ehsan | Filed under: Romantic Poetry

You lit the flame that burns so strong within me
You made my body ache in pure unbridled ecstasy.
You took my lonely and cold heart and made it beat
No longer am I waiting in the shadows resigned to defeat.

You filled me with love and a passionate desire
No longer do I hide, frozen and cold inside.
Now I reach out and yearn for your burning fire
And forever want to breathe and live within this desire……


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