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Since I believe in KISS? Keep it Short and Simple, I wish you a very Happy Birthday!

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You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

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Don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen. The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday.

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With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

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Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

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Get the perfect dress,
dress up like a princess,
Those shiny shoes,
let ur hair loose.
Jst make the most of this day,
jst scream and shout that It's my birthday!
happy birthday....

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U can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate,
all you have to spend is your TIME...
Happy Birthday Dear.

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Time and Tide wait for no man,
but
time alwayz stands still for a woman of thirty.
happy birthday my love & enjoy ur day...

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Today is ur birthday,
don't pull ur hair,
Look in the mirror,
nature was fair.
Not a day over twenty,
I am kidding, you are plenty.

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The museum cura2r called 2day & spoke in animated t1s.
He has a team of scientists who want 2 carbon date ur b1s!!
Have a great birthday

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when u come in2 eternal life that is when u have just
started ur birthday with God so i wish u happy birthday in ras.

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In my past life, god said a gem is going 2 be born on (date)
& i give u a boon that u get 2 be this beautiful gem's friend ....
couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me
a friend like u ....
happy birthday & dont forget that some1
somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.

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It's my wife's birthday 2morrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

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Happy Birthday 2 U.
U live in a zoo.
U smell like a monkey.
& u look like 1 2o.

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Happy Birthday.
U r not getting older u r just a little closer 2 death.

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2 tips on ur birthday:

1) Forget the past, u can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get u 1.

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On ur birthday, let me wish u plenty of joy
I know u're 2o old, but I still bought u a 2y!

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I know its ur birthday 2day..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk 2 u in person there, because
I don't know 2 express my feelings in SMS.

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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

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So it's ur fortieth birthday
Four decades have g1 & passed
They say when u get older
Time goes twice as fast.

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U know u r getting old when the c&les cost more than the cake.

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Dad : Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Q: Why do we put c&les on 2p of a birthday cake??? A: Because it's 2o hard 2 put them on the bot2m!

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If things get better with age,Then u r approaching Magnificent.

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Million's of Greetings
Thous&s of Colors
100s of Wishes
Kilogram's of Sweets
Lots of Smile
That's What I wish for u.
Happy Birthday My Sweetheart.

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It's frustrating when u know all the answers
but nobody bothers 2 ask u the questions.

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It's ur birthday,but I don't think of u as a little older,I think of u as a lot older.

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First, u were a good BOY
Then, u became a nice KID
U were then a great GUY
Later, u grew up 2 be a fine MAN,
Now, u're just an old FART..

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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love & peace & joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before ur eyes.

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The polar ice caps r melting
Prevention measures, we must take
So please don't think of lighting
All those c&les on ur cake

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