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Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Next time, take off the candles.

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The only assured gift that every one of us gets on our birthday is another year.

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A man asked his wife,:
What would you most like for your birthday?
She said:
I would love to be ten again.

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What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.

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You can't help getting older, but u don't have to get old.

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Brunette: When's ur Birthday?
blonde: June 23rd. What About U?
brunette: December 25.
blonde: Oh My God Your So Lucky Your Birthday Is On Easter!

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Man1:'' I Got My Wife A Vcp''
man2:''don't u Mean A Vcr"?
man1:"no, A Vcp..... Very Cheap Present!

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Chris: Do u like the dictionary I bought you 4 your birthday?.
Kevin: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank u enough.

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The only assured gift that every one of us gets on our birthday iz another year.

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Birthdays are good 4 you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

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Some employees bought their boss a gift 4 his birthday.
Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner.
Touching his finger to the wet spot & tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?".

His employees replied, "No".
Again, he touched his finger to the box & tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?".
"His employees replied again, "No.".
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?".

His workers responded, "A puppy".

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I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son.
& I'm only plucking pleasants
till the pheasant plucker comes.

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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY
OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success
Happiness & prosperity 4 U
Wish u a super duper Happy Birthday.

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Life is like a coin
Pleasure and pain are the two sides,
Only one side is visible at time,
But remember
other side also waiting 4 its turn

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~Words by broken heart~
Please do not turn back
&
face me one more time.
Bcoz,
I don't have one more heart
to lose wid ur smile..

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You r the most special person in my life.
You r my friend, philosopher, guide and lot more.
Thanks 4 being there always!
Happy Birthday

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Wishing u life soft as silk
White as Milk as honey full of
money may all ur dreams comes
true and this wish is only 4 you
Happy Birthday

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Q: What do u give 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it..

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Blowing out candles is good exercise 4 the lungs.

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When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

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Birthdays r nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless u are a cheese.

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There is no cure for birth & death save to enjoy the interval.

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May you live to be 100 & may the last voice u hear be mine.

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure 4 the common birthday.

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell 1 that would tell anything.

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